Creative Writing — Publications

Selected fiction. (Hint: I selected all of them)

"The New 911 Automatic Caller Menu Options"

(forthcoming)
Humor Article — McSweeney's Internet Tendency

"Another Night in the Concrete Jungle"

(forthcoming)
Short Story — If There's Anyone Left, Volume 6

"Remembering Dodem Ansibar"

(forthcoming)
Short Story — Flash Fiction Online

"A Mathematician's Guide to Being Normal"

August 2025
Short Story — This Exquisite Topology: A Collection of Happy Abstractions

"Chicken Little"

July 2025
Short Story — The Colored Lens, Issue 56

"Artificial"

February 2025
Short Story — 365 Tomorrows